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You sit at a desk or table, and practice switch-ups with your feet.

You look at people who are sitting down, and note what grind they are doing with thier feet.

You Pretend to grind Handrails or ledges in your shoes.

You have a huge collection of broken wheels, frames, bearings, and loads of bolts.

You carry an Allen-key with you a lot.

You see ledges or rails, and go "Oh My God! Look at that ledge/handrail!"

Any skating friends agree with you, everyone else thinks you forgot to take your pills.

When you drive along the moterway you fantasize of mile long grinds and mad switchups on the barrier rails.

When you try to walk you occasionally try to push your feet sideways.

You get lots of strange looks when you talk about "Boning", "Pornstars", or at worst, "Boning Pornstars".

You fingerskate every handrail you walk down.

You do cess-slides on every polished surface you can find in your socks.

You fingerskate books, the desk, the table, and anything else with a transition / grindable surface.

You find yourself thinking about skating at innapropriate moments such as during exams, or when you're 'with' a girl.

You have had a splinter in your arse.

You have a whole different language that you use with your skate friends

You can talk about 'waxing cess pads' and 'switch fishies' without getting embarrased

You want fingerskates soooooo much!

You think more about how you dress for a big skate session than you do for a date.

You literally CAN'T stand still for more than 10 seconds!!

You can only afford soda or a bag of chips...so you go to a fast food place order a cheap burger and ask for "water"

You can match the bruises and scars on your body to the trick you did

When you watch a movie and the first thing you notice is not the character in the shot but a rail, ledge or other kind of obstacle....and imagine yourself doing it. - negativeblader

When you care about chris farmers pants - ben

When you break your leg and still go to sessions and not do anything but film for 7 months - ninock 135

You have worn your skates while on the computer atleast once - xhavokx

You have looked at a dog and actually considered royaleing it

You watch a movie about the mixing of white and black schools, and at a dramatic part you see a tight looking kink rail and say "I wanna skate that rail" and you fall asleep again and dream of skating (all in one science class) - magictricks 89

You lost a girlfriend over it - rad

When you use the create a park feature on THPS to build your favorite skate spot then pretend he's a rollerblader...Guilty, multiple times over

When youve dreamed of (or tried) cess sliding up a moving car coming at you.

When your girl knows that at any point a date can be broken for a big session or comp and she is not allowed to complain

When she also knows that a night of dinner at a fancy restaurant and a movie turns into mc donalds and filming for the next video. - knomad

When your "flying dreams" from when you were a child mix with dreams about skating and everything becomes possible. You subsiquently wake up and rush out to try your new "skills." You fail. - Mark 22

When you become addicted to the 'grind noise' - guygo

When you and your friends stop at the mall to eat and you wear you liners around. you get crazy looks from people. then a black kid comes up to you and says "yo them shits is hott" - leap2roll4life7